Not Me Monday!

I did not just put my girlies down just in the nick of time....so that daddy thinks they went to bed on time...before he walks in from soccer.....because I was not on the computer trying to figure out how to put the "not me" button on my post.
Go to the site above to visit more "not me" moments....you can't click on the button...because I do not know how to do that yet...and I am not very frustrated about it!
I do not think my hubs is a little nutty about bedtime.....although he does have some good reasoning....i did not just type that.
I did not eat like a piggy this week.
I did not wonder if I was pregnant.
I was not secretly mad at my girlfriend this week because she cancelled a doggy play-date with me!
I was not a complete snot last weekend.
I did not watch my dog poop for a day to see if she pooped a green balloon....that was missing.
I was not excited when I saw her poop a green balloon!
I did not stay in my pj's all day twice this week.
I did not ignore phone calls this week!
I did not ignore laundry or any other mom duties this week.
I did not wish I could stay in bed and watch movies this week.
I did not watch moms walk laps at soccer practice this week...while I sat in my chair and ate m&ms.
The m&m's were not the 90% off chocolate I bought last week...that I said I wouldn't eat.